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27o92oo6

EIGHTEEN

THE SINGLE MOST SIGNIFICANT BIRTHDAY IN ONES LIFETIME

THE END OF AN ERA

THE START OF A NEW JOURNEY

I CAN GAMBLE

I CAN DRINK

AND MOST OF ALL

I CAN GET TATTOOS

IRONICALLY;

NOW THAT IM EIGHTEEN

I REALISE

THAT IM WAY TOO YOUNG TO DO ALL OF THOSE

2oo92oo6

my day today was between great and fantastic.

i had to juggle. . .my maths exam 92o-1o5o
                         meeting the lovely lucy le
                         GYM at the uni
                         gogogogobeachbeach!!
                         bookin at stanmore!

fuckk i managed to cram all of it except the beach cause noone i knew went today. and i was 15 minutes late from tutor. and wat made today great instead of good is that me and andrewtung stole 36 bottles of gatorade from nandos i love their periperi sauce. aand whilst waiting for lucy i met some very kool girls in galaxy LOLS wat am i like 14 still?

10o92oo6

IM BACK IN SKOOL BABY!!!!!

ive sneezed twice today. not such a big deal. unless the first time is when ur in the middle of drinking oj and the second time was in your dogs face. hahahaha she didnt know wat the heck it was she but she tried to bite my nose.

some wierd double syndrome shit here. as u can see the title on top of this blog is something along the lines of. . . .the stupid adventures of ivan n his amazing friends, and it has been so for a few months already. dont really kno where i got it from, its no big deal anyways. the big deal is that. . .when i was scrollin through my msn list. i see someone advertising their new blog, named, amazingly-stupid-adventures.blogspot doubleuteeeff aye!? and so im askin myself, did that person rip my blog name off!? and i see who it is exactly, and it happens to be my 14 year old cousin from singapore, who knows nothing of my life or my blog. trippy huh?

24o8o6

QUITE a good day today =D

first i slept in till 11 cause i have no work todays felt soooo good ` then went to meet lucyle n micheal tran at maloneys where they slapped their cash away. I WENT SHOPPING and found an industrie jacket that was hotness and it was 17o....KERCHING! =) met up with irenebrentandanthony to eat at starbar DAMN i was hungry. then we played games and i left the city to hear LUQMAN sing CATERTOU it was awesomeness broo and i used his camera to zoom into our school captains crotch area n he had a boner and a half and i zoomed into my exrollcall teachers bumbum hahaha. then the boys headed to the tables, had a ciggie in the middle of the school and pissed on the canteen haha mad fun. me jermzy herbz n lo0qie went to luqmans house n had a feed, played winning11 and YEAH it was a funfilled day n nite. 

AND im feeling very proud ive FINIALLY learnt canon in d =D

KERCHING
_iv

22o82oo6

it used to be a one off thing. if it happens once or twice u let it slide and u wouldnt give it a second thought.. but now that i think back i realise something.

i cant seem to understand this. . . heres wat happens `

` i pull up to my house. 

` hop out of the car.

` and as a close the car door.

ZZzZzZAPP@!

i get zapped ONCE everyday!

WHY WHY WHY!? 

16o82oo6

my mom made me eat prawns cause they were gona go bad

so many prawns

so so many.

and i think they were already bad

i feel sick
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so i was playing wat ive learnt of fur elise, on the piano outside, cause my keyboard ran out of batteries. its hella loud so i was grateful the house was empty. and like a smelly snake charmer plays his flute to awaken his snake, the music i played conjured an unfamiliar image in front of me. 

my fingers fumbled. 

the music stopped.

the air was dense as the now recognisable image spoke. 

'missed u'

'yeh? me too'

_iv

o615am 31o7o6

how fast has this year flown past? its already augustish

the birds are just waking up but its still dark outside. i got 4 hours of sleep cause buny scratched on my door at 23o am n woke me up. usually i let her in and we eat and watch movies together awww . plus i had to wake jeny up with a message at 3am, cause i found that someone put a 5am alarm on my fone =) n alas, my night remained sleepless. . .

today is special in a few ways. first i make an ass of myself as i walk into the office of my new job poorly attired. and secondly, I GOT A NEW JOB . i have no clothes but !! shitshitshit !? its stamford all over agains hahaha i came to work without my pants can u believe it. its nearly time to get ready so imma cut this short.

ive been spending like nuts and i love it. on the weekend i bought a new keyboard which really isnt worth it, and i signed up for a new fone plan. tsk tsk

tsk it seems my life is so materialisticisized. my updated wishlist consists of work clothes!

and so, i can think of no better way to sign off but with this moving quote ;

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

over n out`

_iv

o429am 24o72oo6

seeing that ive been at home for the last 36 hours, u can imagine how bored ive gotten... ..
im sure u can also imagine the means i have of um entertaining myself. .. ..
the real me sure came out this weekend. ... .
i would say im ashamed of myself. . but when u feel dirty, i guess its completely natural .. .  isnt it. . . ?
thats right boys and girls. .. its disgusting but its true.. .

i completely cleaned my room.

hey, im growing up ok? im growing up and im changing.
im sure other kids do it too. dont look at me like that.

_snap back to reality*

yeps just stayed home this weekend, my room looks brand spanking new. oh n ive got an interview with hoyts in 12 hours time. wish me luck fuckers.

sounds insane, but im going to go out for a early morning run. itll make me feel alive again. malabar beach here i come.

over and out
_iv 

the random night

if i ever had a random night, it would be last night.

starts off, 3am, a quiet nite at home. ate half a dinner. playing my piano n readin my books like a good kid. then. . msn pops up. and. . it is jermzypoo. whom i havent spoken to since the dawn of time. jermzy is hungry. me too.

ff >>>>>>>>>

me and jermzy are talking at my car for herbert to come out. when a girl opens her blinds, looks down, and closes her window. hmm fair enough, we WERE talking a bit loud afterall. then. . . wat do we hear? oh...oh....

hahahahhaha me n jermzy listen in but the guy is a shitkunt and we dont hear anything else LOL

ff>>>>>>>>>>>

herbert jermzy and i are sitting outside in the cold. on hardass seats at a padded table. why the table had cushion and not the chairs is beyond my understanding. fuck. we're at sydenham eating kebabs and hotdogs. sitting with a 47 year old lebanese grandfather cabdriver who has mad jokes and stories and took pictures of herbert and me on his fone. . . and with his bald columbian friend who was telling us abt the war in lebanon and israel and shouting us sweets.

top it with a car full of boys driven by tuan in from marrickville and there u have one random night girls and boys.

signing off
_i